December 2011
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November 2011
I’ve always wanted to do a sitcom in which my name is used in some way. One idea...
– Stephen Merchant. (via fuckyeahrickystevekarl)
Ricky: Karl, how do you know this isn't a dream?
Karl: I haven't been sleeping that well.
Ricky: Steve, have you ever splashed out on a lady?
Steve: No, but I hope to some day, the right lady...
Ricky: ...play a record.
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threees replied to your quote: Fuck the number 4.
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Fuck the number 4.
– Sarah
Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says “please”. And afterwards I...
– Buffy (via itsbuffysworld)
The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that...
– George Orwell, 1984 (via fearsandhopes)
I would happily blow twenty guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get...
– Louis C.K. (via louiequotes)
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own...
– Oscar Wilde (via blua)
The next Steve Jobs will totally be a chick, because girls are No. 2—and No. 2...
– Louis C.K.: The Next Steve Jobs Will Be A Chick | Fast Company (via annaetc)
You should die in a fucking AIDS accident. That’s the thing where a bunch of...
– Louis CK (O&A Radio Show)