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Ricky: Karl, how do you know this isn't a dream?
Karl: I haven't been sleeping that well.
Ricky: Steve, have you ever splashed out on a lady?
Steve: No, but I hope to some day, the right lady...
Ricky: ...play a record.
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You should die in a fucking AIDS accident. That’s the thing where a bunch of...– Louis CK (O&A Radio Show)